
How to make money from Ryanair

Ryanair plans 'standing seats'
The passengers who use the "vertical seating" would fly for less than those with a regular seat, and would apparently be used only on flights under 90 minutes. "We might take out the last five or six rows and say to passengers, 'Do you want to stand up? If you do, you can travel for free'," said O'Leary, to Sky News. "Why is this any different to what happens on trains, where you see thousands of people who cannot get a seat standing in the aisles, and it happens regularly on the Underground?"
Standing only flights on Spring Airlines?

BA's 'value calculator' goes after Ryanair, easyJet

BA has a point. Alison Hunt recently wrote an article where she researched a long weekend trip in Venice from London on BA and Ryanair. She notes that if "you were to fly with Ryanair (£157.06), check into the hold just one piece of luggage (£20 in fees, both ways) weighing 23kg (another £120 due to the expensive restrictions Ryanair places on heavy luggage), pay by non-VISA Electron debit card (£20) and spend £8 each on sandwiches and drinks on each flight (£32) you could be looking at a grand total of £349.06 - £64 more than BA. Eek!" £350 is a far cry from the base £9.99 fare that Ryanair advertises. In other words, if you were to take advantage on Ryanair of the little 'extras' that you didn't pay any additional money for on BA, your ticket would end up being more expensive.
But the popularity of Ryanair is due to its 'a-la-carte' pricing - if you don't want it, you don't have to pay for it. Assuming that you didn't check any bags or purchase any food or drink onboard, you'd still have to pay Ryanair's ridiculous online check-in fee of £5 and debit card charge of £10. But even with the £15 in fees, your new price of £172.06 would still be less than BA's £285. And Hunt assumes that you'll forget your boarding pass, which Ryanair charges £40 for doing. If you keep track of things, your cost will be even less.
The moral of the story - be careful when booking on low-fare carriers, because sometimes you might end up being charged for a lot of 'extras' that you didn't know about. But if you're smart about it, you can still end up saving a good deal of cash flying on Ryanair or easyJet versus on British Airways.
Buying airplanes, the Ryanair way

So the recent report that Ryanair is looking at ordering 300 new airplanes from either Airbus or Boeing should come as no surprise. That's a lot of aircraft - without a doubt, Boeing CEO Jim McNerney is salivating at the prospect of what he's labeled "the deal of the year." Ryanair is one of Boeing's best customers, operating a fleet of almost 200 Boeing 737-800s. CEO O'Leary, notoriously brash with his public statements, has told a group of Boeing employees that he would help them "kick the shit out of Airbus," and later told them that they "make the best goddamn aircraft in the world." "We love Boeing," he said. "Fuck the French."
So then why did Ryanair mention that it is considering an Airbus product? It has made fleet standardization one of the key points to its success, and there's no chance that it would operate both the 737 alongside the A319 or A320. And Airbus itself has said that it's not in talks with Ryanair; sales chief John Leahy told Dow Jones that "we're not negotiating," saying that Ryanair had set price expectations that were "unrealistically low."
The answer comes down to the fact that Michael O'Leary has always driven a hard bargain. He waited to order the initial batch of 737s until 2002, when Boeing was struggling after 9/11. But the order for Boeing was never a foregone conclusion; instead, he brilliantly played Airbus and Boeing off of each other, reportedly faxing the latest offer he received from Airbus over to Boeing and vice versa, in an attempt to get a lower price. Airbus offered to sell him A320s at half price, and O'Leary had apparently even shaken hands with the Airbus CEO before switching at the last minute to order from Boeing at even lower prices. O'Leary didn't mince words when recounting how he managed to get a spectacular deal from Boeing, saying: "We raped the fuckers."
But O'Leary can't fall back on competition between Boeing and Airbus to get a good deal anymore. Boeing knows that at the end of the day, barring some unforeseen tectonic shift, O'Leary will continue to be a devoted Boeing customer. And so it will be interesting to see how Ryanair will try to continue to get low, low prices on its new airplanes.
photo by Drewski2112 from Flickr, licensed under the Creative Commons
O'Leary: Ryanair interested in takeover of Lufthansa

Lufthansa declined to comment on O'Leary's comments, although shares of the airline were trading higher on the Frankfurt stock exchange. And while I suppose that a takeover of Lufthansa could never be ruled out totally, I'm inclined to believe that O'Leary, being the king of free media attention, is just up to his usual tactics of getting some press coverage (or maybe even distract the media a bit from its announcement this morning of a lowered profit this year). A Ryanair takeover of Lufthansa just isn't realistic.
Ryanair considers "fat tax"

- 29% - Excess fees for very overweight passengers
- 25% - €1 for toilet paper – with O’Leary’s face on it
- 24% - €3 to smoke in a converted toilet cubicle
- 14% - Annual subscription to access Ryanair.com
- 8% - €2 “corkage” fee for passengers who bring their own food onboard
Ryanair in trouble over ads
Irish discount carrier Ryanair is facing a bit of trouble after recently running two advertisements. The first features French president Nicolas Sarkozy with his girlfriend, French singer Carla Bruni. "With Ryanair," thinks Bruni in the advertisement, "all of my family can come to my wedding." This is a reference to the rumors of marriage between the two. A Ryanair spokesperson called it a "humorous comment on a matter of great public interest in France" and said that the airline apologizes "sincerely for any offence caused", but that's not satisfying either Sarkozy or Bruni: they're suing the airline separately for 1 euro and 500,000 euros in damages, respectively.
The second advertisement, touting "hottest back to school fares," apparently caused the British Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) to receive 13 complaints about it. "We considered that her appearance and pose, with the heading 'Hottest', appeared to link teenage girls with sexually provocative behavior and was irresponsible and likely to cause serious or widespread offence," the ASA said. Ryanair was ordered to recall the ad. But Peter Sherrard, head of communications for Ryanair, remained defiant: "It is remarkable that a picture of a fully-clothed model is now claimed to cause 'serious or widespread offence', when many of the UK's leading daily newspapers regularly run pictures of topless or partially-dressed females without causing any serious or widespread offence... This isn't advertising regulation, it is simply censorship. This bunch of unelected self-appointed dimwits are clearly incapable of fairly and impartially ruling on advertising."
Olympic Airlines under pressure

Greek flag carrier Olympic Airlines appears to be flying into even more turbulence. The Greek transport minister, Costis Hadzidakis, said that although the government was dedicated to keeping Olympic afloat, "the situation for Olympic has become even more difficult," especially after Ryanair complained to the EU that Olympic has not repaid over 700 million euros ($1.2 billion) of illegal state aid that it received between 1998 and 2002. The government has said before that calls for repaying the money is making it impossible to find investors interested in a possible privatization of the airline.
If Olympic is forced to close, Hadzidakis said, then none of the airline's 8,500 employees would lose their jobs, and none of the Greek islands would lose air service to the mainland. But the fact that the country's transport minister is issuing such a dire projection of Olympic's future is widely regarded as a sign that the airline might have to close down soon. According to the Greek government, Olympic costs Greek taxpayers 300,000 euros ($442,830) a day.
Skybus VP: we're "best financed" US airline
Although initial capital is indeed important (and it certainly helped out jetBlue), Skybus' lack of amenities (e.g. no in flight entertainment, no food or drink, no telephone number to call) might not sit well with some passengers, and Skybus will have to focus on keeping its flights prompt in order to make up for the often out-of-the-way airports that they service.
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Of course, I'm a bit late informing readers of this deal, but I think it's a pretty funny example of Ryanair's marketing methods. And don't think that Ryanair will be losing tons of money on this deal - in the first place, costs at Ryanair are pretty low. (Nothing, except the air, is free on board.) And they will charge you £10 per checked bag, etc., but that's still a relatively small price to pay compared to other airlines.
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Ryanair to sue EU as EC investigates Ryanair
Ryanair alleges that Air France received discounted airport fees from the French government and that Munich airport in Germany is building a new terminal for Lufthansa, even while the airport loses money. Ryanair also accuses the EC of approving "mulitbillion bailout packages" for Alitalia, while Olympic Airways has benefited from "massive injections of state aid" from the Greek government.
At the same time, the European Commission has launched an investigation into government aid grants by Finland and Germany for regional airports - the kind that Ryanair typically uses. The EC ruled a few years ago that the airline received illegal aid at Charleroi Airport, in Belgium, and Ryanair had to pay part of it back.
Skybus gets FAA certification

Skybus also seems to be copying Ryanair in another key area: amenities (or lack thereof). Ryanair is famous for having virtually zero extras, whether it be removing window shades and reclining seats or snacks and drinks or charging for baggage. Skybus does the same here, except they say that you don't have to "pay for everyone else's baggage", and if you're "hungry? Thirsty? Bring cash." And a book, since there's no inflight entertainment.
Of course, a certain portion of the fares are low - really low - at only $10, you probably couldn't expect too much. However, only a small percentage of fares - at least 10 seats per flight - are offered at that low price. More commonly, fares are going in the range of over $100. But if you can get the $10 fare, it's certainly a good deal. Now we'll just have to see if Columbus is a sustainable market - the reason why the company chose it was because America West pulled out of it a few years ago.
Use the bathroom before flying China Southern

The captain, Liu Zhiyuan, also said that flying around one kilogram of items like pillows, blankets and magazine for one hour consumes 0.2 kg of fuel, meaning that "the blankets and pillows on board the aircraft eat up 60 tons of fuel every day. If each seat is loaded with three 450-gram magazines, another 60 tonnes will be consumed," he explained. Apparently the airline is also filling their on-board water tanks at 60 percent full.
I'm surprised good old Ryanair, which doesn't have any window shades, pillows, etc., hasn't told its passengers use the bathroom before boarding.
Aer Lingus Says 'No' To A Ryanair Takeover
Michael O'Leary, Ryanair's outspoken boss, called the potential takeover a 'strong opportunity' to create a new airline that would carry over 50 million passengers a year. The airlines would, however, be operated seperately, and in some cases even compete on some routes.
The Irish government could also be an obstacle to any future plans that Ryanair may have regarding an Aer Lingus takeover. It owns 28.3% of Aer Lingus, and although Ryanair has said it would be 'happy' if the government kept its shares, I'm not sure whether the government would be happy to see itself holding 28.3% of an airline that has frequently clashed with governments in other countries.
The deal might also have had some problems with the anti-trust groups: a combined Aer Lingus-Ryanair coalition would carry a huge 78% of passengers between London and Dublin.
The two airlines, though, aren't as different as some think. Aer Lingus used to be a mostly full-service airline, yet in the past five years it has significantly changed its business model, cutting back on some services and opening new routes to mainland Europe (before, it flew primarily to England and the US). Now, Aer Lingus tries to market itself as a low-fare airline, much like Ryanair.
Could a takeover still happen? If it did, Ryanair would have to significantly boost its purchasing price. (It already owns 16% of Aer Lingus.) And the combined group would have to drop some routes and/or frequencies to avoid trouble with anti-trust agencies.