Northwest Goes Down The Toilet - Literally

For those that don't believe me, check out http://cgi.ebay.com/NORTHWEST-AIRLINES-model-going-down-the-toilet_W0QQitemZ6581964642QQcategoryZ10771QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Since this link might not be around for much longer, I'll post the contents of the page here.

Please note that I did not write the remainder of this post, so don't get mad at me for these rather radical views.


With wage cuts, layoffs, and replacement workers…

parking airplanes and cutting service…

The Airline is shrinking!

If the Northwest airline model gets much smaller it will slide right down the toilet.

Just look at the picture.

This Minnesota based Northwest Airlines plastic A320 model is falling to pieces and close to going down the drain.

Time is running out! This may be your last chance to salvage the Northwest airline model.

Bid Now, before it’s too late!

Or, just Watch and see what happens.

Getting the Northwest airline model out of the toilet would make a wonderful holiday gift for anyone who may be further impacted if it goes all the way down the tube.

Gift wrapping is available upon request.

One-way economy shipping from MSP would have cost only $158.51 if you had bid over a month ago. It might have cost you $255.51 a couple of weeks ago. By the end of this auction, the shipping will cost $1112.51 plus all applicable taxes and fees… however, to remain competitive in this dynamic market, we supposedly have no choice but to give away the farm. Shipping is now FREE.

"The Airline" refers to the airline industry as a whole, and all other airline references are descriptive only of the plastic airplane model pictured in the toilet.


EXECUTIVE BONUSES...

I can’t explain how we continue to operate without any profits. Our executive compensation plan is another important component of our strategy of giving away the farm. In order to retain the talented executives with the knowledge and skills necessary to get the airline model out of the toilet, we supposedly have no choice but to give huge executive bonuses in addition to some of the highest executive pay in the industry.

The first bidder is receiving the keys to a 1999 BMW 5-series with remote keyless entry. Yes, that’s right, I am giving this bidder the keys to a BMW just for bidding!

There will be more bonuses given as we continue to strive toward our goal of getting the Northwest airline model out of the toilet.

Do your part to get the Northwest airline model out of the toilet, Bid Now!

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